You know, foreign ones

I went to Milton Keynes in 2009, and I still haven’t stopped driving yet

Oh come on, Fred Durst isn’t THAT bad

how products should be priced

So grimace and recoil in horror at everything, got it

If you have to suck your cake up then it doesn’t sound delicious to me, it sounds raw

Don’t worry about the hand thing, that’s just what the tables are like at McDlidani

I’m using this in my daily life now

The first one sounds like Down With The Sickness by Disturbed

I think the second one is the theme from Doctor Who

The lines

What happens when you add Kurt Angle into the mix?

Thank Mr Skanktal

I too choose this narwhal’s dead bacon

Never for headphones, but I use an aux cable to connect to my amp and play along with music

In Britain you could say it either way round and nobody would care. Except we tend to say *‘twelfth’ * rather than *‘twelve’ * but yeah, totally normal thing to do here.

Uh, didn’t you read the thing? Reddit’s awesome and all!

Yeah it’s like, free nutrients or something. Maybe.

Admiral Sokolov looks fat

“You worked an extra 15 minutes today so you’ll get paid 8.15 hours”

Stripmunks

So you put one portal down the toilet, one portal on the bottom of the bucket, and boom. Infinite shower.