It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up

Wait a minute this shit’s real?

Damn

Where I live I can just call in sick and theres literally jack shit they can do about it.

You shouldn’t believe anything some rando spews on the internet on a lark and decide to judge an entire country of people for it

I am Dutch and your post is 100% unadulterated bs.

I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst

Looks more like an extendable shitshelf for birds

Does this guy sleep in tupperware containers or something?

Who tf holds a grudge against a cat lol

Wernstrom!

You may soon find out that the Illuminati’s legal tender is Apple gift cards

Second

Calm down Nermal!

I didn’t know my GP was on Lemmy

The black holes or the bruxism?

If someone told me, just before the invasion, that in 2025 Ukraine would be dunking on Russian energy infrastructure with near impunity, I would have said they were batshit crazy. Slava Ukraini.

I’ve been on Citalopram for a long time. I still get happy, sad, angry etc. Though I never got back into the black holes I sometimes got before I started taking it. Only downside is I sometimes have nocturnal bruxism, but that’s a trade I’m happy to make.

Edit: spelling

No doubt he’s learned some tricks from Poot. Only question is whos going to be the US’ Medvedev.

I haven’t had a drip of Starbucks coffee in my entire life

Any day now Tesla is gonna be renamed Hyperion