Gordon Calhoun

Obligatory ^ for tortie, the GOAT of coats.

Were I omnipotent, mosquitoes would cease to be. Ticks, too.

When said in Celsius it doesn’t sound as bad.

Repeal a scientific finding? Aight Dr. Trump, what scientific method-following experiment did you perform that expanded the knowledge base enough to completely repeal another study’s peer-reviewed findings?

I get that the general experience is prohibitively expensive, but I’m grateful for my insurance.

Shame on you for not thinking about all those poor shareholders and Meta’s market cap.

Free him from his inner demon(s)?

Is every day TACO Tuesday now?

Taxation and regulation without representation. Go ahead, raise the pressure and give people less to live for. I’m sure that’ll work out just fine…

The sacrifice and courage of Soviet soldiers in the face of Nazi aggression is profound and worthy of admiration, yes.

Should be noted that Stalin was a Hitler-enabler and early ally, or at least subtle collaborator, leading up to the onset of the war. The western democracies should have done a better job of building a coalition with Stalin in the thirties, but failed, hoping appeasement and hand-wringing would do the trick instead.

Soviet soldiers also invaded Finland around that time and were complete assholes there, even if they did get their asses handed to them by a numerically-inferior, but fierce fighting source. It’s sad that most of the slaughter was inflicted upon Ukrainian conscripts who probably didn’t actually give a shit about annexing Finland.

On March 1, 2003, the Secret Service was transferred from the Department of the Treasury to the new Department of Homeland Security.

Also this.

No truer words weren’t never spoken.

Turbines extract energy from flowing fluids. They’d make it worse, if anything.

Sam claimed he made thousands of dollars monthly by targeting the “MAGA crowd,” whom he described as “dumb” and easy to fool.

Dammit, I wish I’d thought of that. Except my country would probably throw me in prison if I had :(

How to do this but not get caught…this I must ponder.

Strong French Revolution vibes here

Getting Ron Jeremy vibes

The Greek gods did quite enjoy playing with the mortals for their own, often sadistic, entertainment. Trump is probably their favorite comedic character in the currently ongoing production.

Will he retroactively behead his previous wives?

At what point can they just not be called “representatives” anymore? It seems like their ability to actually represent constituents atrophied and died a long time ago.

Or, at least keep the “representative” moniker, but put “Lobby” in front of it.