I appreciate the article’s punny title, but they could have taken it further. “Bad Buy Dubai: Private Jet Prices Soar as Wealthy Take Flight from Dubai”
Wonder why the wealthy aren’t interested in private submarines. Seems safer from an escapism and survival perspective and probably cost just as much as a flimsy easy-target Gulfstream.
Far as I can tell the dude is invincible. Sort of in the same way cockroaches are.
They’ll be back to licking his boots in another day or two. They can’t stay mad at daddy for long.
A.K.A. the perfect way to acquire Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
Better start lacing your blood with arsenic and foxglove now…
Source: The House of the Scorpion
I live in Florida. I live in Florida.I live in Florida. I live in Florida. I live in Florida. I live in Florida. I live in Florida. I live in Florida. I like to jet ski. I like to jet ski. I like to jet ski. I like to jet ski. I have a pet snake named Snack. I have a pet snake named Snack. I have a pet snake named Snack.
“Born”? Mammalphile…
I resent how this question implies I ever had faith in humanity.
What exactly constitutes a 6th grade level of reading ability? Goosebumps? Hatchet? Hunger Games? Dr. Seuss?
So this means he’s donating all his money directly to people suffering financial insecurity, along with education on how to not be immediately taken advantage of by unscrupulous scammers, right? That could be the only possible way this wankstain could earn any amount of actual respect from the rest of society.
Taste tester: this doesn’t taste as good as i remember…
Manufacturers: Just up the MSG and/or HFCS by another 10%.
It’s almost as if LLMs don’t (or can’t) actually give a shit about humans or whether they exist.
Nah, it’s like a mint misstrike on a series of coins. They tend to have very high eventual numismatic value due to their rarity.
So, go out and smash everyone else’s identical plate so yours is the only one.
Sounds like the J-pouch is also working out well, thank goodness. I’m sorry you went through that. Makes my own recent ordeal look like easy street in comparison.
Maybe it means the kinetic energy of the wind, which I believe scales against its velocity-squared?
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Impotent Asshat Once Again Fails to Contribute Anything of Value, Instead Wastes Everyone’s Time and Money Chasing Windmills
XKCD-it. Got it.
Prions are the only protein class that terrify my dreams.