Is anyone else weirded out by the term “stun grenade” getting used in real life? apparently it’s interchangeable with flashbang but I feel like a stun grenade should do the shocking thing where people see your skeleton flickering

shah tuah and pahlavi on that thang

Bro was gonna be so supple…

If you use the Savathûn reddit avatar I’m immediately discounting your opinion

Ramune is so good. Plus the marble forces you to take it a little slow

Thoughts on making a bunch of epic games accounts, getting all the free games for like 3 years, and then selling them?

It might be from somewhere else in the song, it sounds funkier now and it doesn’t really go with the house rap

They changed the theme song for House in season 2, can’t have shit man

Oh I’m not disputing that! Just that I’d be surprised if the driver situation turned out given the age

At least the tulips were pretty

GTX 950M

New enough

Get ready to learn it buddy

Have I done Gay Pop Semen Hunters. Have I done that one yet ?

YES MAN YES

Turns out I’m a goated giftgiver, I found a way to make something for my friend mean more and cost me less money 😎

i choose to believe in the progress of chinese unc development. they will only get more powerful

what the fuck. im gonnna throw up

Surprisingly no. It did have amount of money saved, number of trips, number of restaurants ordered from, most ordered food, my Uber personality type (I got “The Big Deal” because I have a pathological aversion to ordering food if I can’t use a promotion). Honestly pretty shit. If they’re gonna take the travel data at least do something interesting with it

I keep coming back to the “Chinese unc with the voice of an angel” clip

I think my favorite part is the little dances he does between lines like he’s hitting the emote wheel

Also when he says “what is what is” instead of “wonder what is”, presumably because he’s just memorized the lines and isn’t super familiar with English? Idk I keep messing up the House rap when I try to sing along with the intro so maybe it’s just a regular flub

I imagine they don’t show any dollar signs (except maybe how much you saved or could’ve saved with Uber One). They want you to associate Uber with all the fun places you went in the year