They’re common enough… its putting 10 pounds of green beans casserole in a crisper drawer, thats uncommon.

Its funny and all on the internet, but OP is showing some worrying signs for mental health.

Where i live the garbage man just drives past without stopping while everyone stands on the side of the road with their trash and then then tries to throw it in the back as he passes. He goes very slow though.

Sounds like you just said "how 'bout them brown people "?!

The big brows didn’t get it

Lame… you need drugs

Many things “strap-on” these days…

Care to elaborate?

Also… many things can “vape”

Care to elaborate?

Im only judging you harder because you said “don’t judge my hobbies”

Like, you didn’t know you were offering yourself to be judged? Where do you think you are right now? Do you know what year this is?

Yes, we are judging your hobbies, but also now your insecurities as well…

Sandles and a strip of acid

Thats gay, probably.

I didn’t mean to imply that, if I did.

This doesnt say what you think it does…

This says that the basic needs of life are not by… but rather

Calm down… this isnt a hard subject.

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I dont love you though…

Well… Taiwan is basically holding back the red tide, so…

Why do you people constantly copy and paste the same insults?

So dumb…

You are correct.

I just found my new wallpaper.

Geez man, how long has it been since that phrase has been uttered, I wonder.

Not a good take at all actually…