You, because I’m going to starbucks in a different state using this sweet ass jet

I thought this war was going to be done in 3 days, you are telling me that all the USA military budget is not enough to win a war against (*checks notes*) Iran?

Randy Walters is a son of a removed

how to influence people and win friends.pdf

so this guys want us all to be pedos?

Until something stops working, and the IA tells you that you are right, then since you don’t know how to program you just see gibberish, then you need to call someone that know how to code and they will charge you an arm and a leg, it would be the same as when you take your car to the mechanic

‘I know He is your friend’

                                    Ricky Gervis

This solution might be too hard for all people, but damn this is a step in the right direction, I wish there were a thousand options we could choose from instead of just google

Hey man, I dress all black because I’m a ninja, that’s part of my heritage

even by just becoming a linux user, you are helping making it more mainstream

Nobody gives a fuck about housing…once they purchase their fifth house

What was that thing that magas were against? Snowflakes?

that’s an amazing selling point for Tesla, not just that your apocalypse car can’t survive a carwash, but it will snitch on you

Those evil cubans with their Mojito invasion

https://www.motortrend.com/news/ford-mustang-mach-e-frunk-now-costs-extra

just $495

Are they going after the bad guys that are bombing schools or desalination plants?

Meanwhile ford wants to charge you a monthly fee for the luxury of opening the trunk n you e-mustang

Thank you for your sevice

Fuck that

Those are some F1 level reflexes rigth there