Riffraffintheroom [none/use name]

This is sweet because stuff like this only happens to me when people think I’m gay or racist.

I was thinking recently that the John Brown thing that removed the chapo subreddit was probably an op. Either by some 4chan types or by that one Reddit executive who was hired around that time whi had previously worked for the CIA

I think of 5 years all the time these days.

I’d be such an annoying cuck. I can’t even watch a sport I’m not that into without yelling advice at the screen like I’m Emilio Estevez at the end of the mighty ducks.

I mean it won him the election last time.

Calling it: After Trump dies theyre going to found a new Christian sect utilizing mega church infrastructure and philosophically based on Prosperity Doctrine, but appropriating many Catholic aesthetics for the morons who got into religion through 40k. Trump will not be an explicitly spiritual figure, but pictures of him with Jesus will be everywhere.

They already know that no one has the sauce like Trump, so this is the only way to keep the party going. Charlie Kirk was a practice run, and the tweet of Trump as Jesus was his cottage cheese brain jumping the gun because he forgot what year it was.

The kind of person who is a My Little Pony fan and also a neo nazi is not going to be a casual My Little Pony fan.

I think this is a boomer attempt at “LOL so random!” 2007 internet humour

I can’t tell if people are just addicted to being “this will all blow over soon” smuglords or if just carrying on is their alternative to one long sustained scream. Two years ago a massive forest fire 1000kM away caused the sky in my city to turn blood red at 2 in the afternoon and the air smelled like ash for a week. If that happened a thousand years ago they would have made a new chapter of the bible about it.

So people’s social skills are dogshit now, right? I’m not imagining that the average person is way less conversational and funny than they used to be?

Every single Canadian wrestler in AEW Dynasty in Vancouver has lost, including legends like Edge, Christian and Chris Jericho. In the battle royale they had Speedball, the only Canadian wrestler in that bout, very nearly tap out to a sharpshooter. Such an obvious reference to the Montreal Screwjob that the crowd was booing. Speedball didnt tap out but only because he was saved by his American team mate, who then won himself.

If Kenny Omega doesn’t win and they have every Canadian lose tonight I will be legitimately upset at my fake sports soap opera program.

/edit FUCK

The equivalent would be him saying praise be to the prophets

Thinking about those beans

Movies

Tell me, Future Boy, who’s President of the Ukraine in 2026?

Volodymr Zelensky! The actor? Then who’s vice-president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady! And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!

What’s the texture like? I like fried mushrooms, but those just look like fried mushrooms.

This but instead of a bomb I shit myself and scream “someone here SHIT THEMSELVES” and leave as everyone clears out in disgust

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His face looks good but he’s plucked his eyebrows all fucked up. Two perfect rectangles like Frank Grimes