I came here to chew bubblegum and vote against my own interests.

And I’m aaaaaaalll out of bubblegum.

Squirrels:

The “banned” episode of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.

Go Squirrels!

She didn’t marry. She became an MI-5 agent.

A child rapist that never passed the Bar would be a bit of a tough sell for AG.

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

George Foreman once described Mike Tyson as a “cross-town bus in boxing trunks”.

Same as the old boss…

Eng-rage-ment.

The Murmuring is a really good slow burn horror piece.

They could stop making trucks. That would really cut their costs.

Give 'em an Archie Slap for even suggesting that shit.

Ultimate goth cred is having permanatly black fingernails from radioactive fallout.

Diamonds… come on.

Hence the grudge.

No, you’re thinking of your ass.

Why do your job when you can just hold a grudge against the Democrats? I hope whoever suggested Garland is working at a capital starbucks now.

Seriously… it’s the Mirror Universe West Wing.

M41A Pulse Rifle: 10mm with 30mm over-under pump action grenade launcher.