Please add a NSFW tag to this post. Please. Thank you

Honestly, this graph was able to make me understand why such a small country like the Netherlands was able to colonise the Netherlands

Could you translate this comment into English for the non trekkies out there?

That’s it. You let the meme fester in your mind. Slowly, the more you think about it the funnier it gets. Coincidentally you’ll also have a much more difficult time preforming, communicating with others and reading. You will think about it more and it’ll get funnier. You will notice a punk slime dripping out of your ears and nose accompanied by a rotting smell emanating from your skull along with flies buzzing around your head. It will be at this point when you’ll truly understand and appreciate memes like this.

Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

Is that why this post had 40 down votes?

To prevent the all powerful cum tsunami from wiping us all out

Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

You can only pick one.

But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

This thread has been so weird for me because apparently something I’ve always done without ever giving any thought to is weird to people. I don’t give a fuck. It’s all in jest, anyways.

Come on dude. Don’t tell me you’ve never drunk milk as an adult. Be honest lmfao

No it doesn’t. Milk can stay cold for ages. Like I would have any meal gone within 10 minutes.

They weren’t biologically made to drink alcohol or eat big macs their whole lives either yet here you are.

😟 it’s only a drink.

Me? I can’t understand why this is such a weird thing to you people.

I just like having milk with every meal. I don’t like water and having dinner with a fizzy drink is just wrong.

I mean, I just annoyed that milk isn’t even an option in a lot of restaurants. It’s something so basic, like.