Man, if this worked, I’d be the happiest person you know.

Quick? It’s still running almost 100° here every day in MID SEPTEMBER. Summer is oppression in the south.

That’s also conservatives ya dip!

My aunt used to call it that… I knew, even as a kid, that was not cool.

Yeah that’s what my Aunt used to call it. {{shudder}}

Apt.

You’re both going to earn a ban if you guys keep this up. Just drop it.

You’ll just give him more insulin? There’s a lesson that could shave decades of his lifespan.

Gawd, what I wouldn’t give to live in a sane place.

All depends on whether you have to be on camera or not. I’ve had to invert a t-shirt more than once when someone decided to force the camera thing.

Remember, even if he is a vegetable, someone can casts votes for him as long as no one know for certain he’s brain dead.

Hey OP we require that the title matches the headline of the article. Please update it and we won’t have to pull it down.

Why would Reddit ban this? Sounds totally real.

Should’ve been more.

I don’t think I can keep reading the news. I need my sanity and a sense of hope.

What’s the point of this? Seems like it’s supposed to be a joke, but where’s the funny part?

They’re gonna be so extremely angry for 5 minutes.

Star War The Avenger Reservoir Dog Alien (the second film)

This is one of my favorite fictional spaces of all time.