Either way it tastes like it’s been in someone else’s mouth

Around me, they’re either 2 inches below the road surface, so a giant pothole, or 2 inches above the road surface, so a giant speed bump.

Adult Swim Off the Air is great background noise for acid trips

I’ve had some coworkers where working with them was like working alone, but harder

If her mascara ain’t smeared and she ain’t blue in the face she’s not enjoying herself

You ever seen a blue raspberry?

Wtf is that flavor?

Not a US citizen btw

Also defends her sex offender husband and her sex offender brother

Is it really breaking news that the whole government is full of idiots?

You can make a slam fire shotgun with 2 galvanized pipes and a roofing nail

Ubuntu touch works on most android phones and has a handful with official support

Trump and Epstein have more photos together than me and my own father.

Trump’s name is in the Epstein files more times than God’s name is in the BIBLE

It’s great when you have basic critical thinking skills and can use it like a tool.

Unfortunately, many people don’t have those and just use AI as a substitute for their own brain.

His and hers, MeUndies had a deal going on lol

I got my gf and I matching underwear

Same deal here. 12 year old account banned because I said “ready to kill” in the context of a cat hunting a bird and apparently that is “threatening or violent content”

Whoever is (not) reviewing the appeals needs to eat a peepee

For me at least, reddits ban bot has gotten way too sensitive and the reviewers don’t actually read the appeal. I got a permaban for “threatening violence” just saying the word “kill” in context of a cat hunting birds, tried to appeal and immediately got a notification that the ban won’t be reversed, because they obviously didn’t read the comment that triggered the ban.

So now I’m here

Never actually did anything and never actually claimed to. Most people assumed it was a headache relief but the company never said that. They just said to put the shit on your forehead

Look up Pi-Hole, it’s an adblocker for your whole home network. It blocks ads at the DNS level

Yes. Voting straight ticket is for lazy people who can’t be bothered to look up who their voting for. Or for cult members of either side. Unfortunately many states (like the one I’m in) only allow you to vote for one party in the primaries, when most normal people would want to vote different people for different positions based on their individual policies. We should vote for people, not parties.