I’ll get my pikey.

“Close enough.”

That last bit reveals something important.

Be yourself unless you’re too weird. There will be no elaboration on what “too weird” is.

So here we all are, every day wondering “Am I too weird?” and not daring to find out lest we be shunned.

This is the way.

There’s a section in the IL constitution that creates a “state guard,” which can be activated by the governor, separate from National Guard.

Good. Make them realize that it costs more to bow to fascism than it does to stand up to it.

Get ready for the coup.

Oh you want my password? Okay, ready?

F … U …

No that’s it.

This is easy (read: privileged) advice to follow if you’re entirely self-sufficient. Most people aren’t. Most people need things from other people, which means that they have to tailor their words and actions accordingly, so that they’re not cut off from resources.

I like that word.

gormless /ˈɡôrmləs/ adjectiveinformal•British English lacking sense or initiative; foolish. “a constantly grinning, rather gormless boy”

I always swell somewhere when receiving a compliment.

I ran away so fast. They couldn’t catch me because Saigon.

My heart swells with pride.

First of all I am THE objective authority about eating mangoes and that is not up for debate thank you very much. As much is my goddamn birthright.

I thought, “Ha! That’s some very funny hyperbole right there!”

Then I read the rest of your comment. I no longer believe that your opening statement was inaccurate in any way.

There are so many ways this is all very bad.

You can even get a workable burr grinder for ~$40.

Just another radical left DEMONRAT

Thumbnail has a framed movie poster of my favorite film of all time:

“fffff”

For those not in the know, “Michigan Avenue from Millennium Park toward the Wrigley Building” is the north side, starting at about Randolph and heading south to the Loop. The Wrigley Building is just north of the river and Wacker Drive.

A reminder: Open carry is illegal in Illinois. If you see a gang of masked people walking down the street carrying rifles, call 911.

e: Finally finished reading the whole article. This is good journalism. This article does not mince words. Read it.

Bunch of states have the same as MOT, called “inspection”.