Sucks so hard that all the cool Baratheons (banter king and populist twink) die off so early in ASOIAF, really dooms the whole family.

Very solid bit

Dudes rock

Yeah, both the jump scare and the doom of opening your phone to read the message aren’t great. I remember they tested it a couple of years ago (and I think it only worked for like 70% of people, peak modern Britain lmao) but they could at drop us a warning earlier in the day.

Shoutout to Andy Burnham for sending out an emergency alert broadcast across the whole nation earlier today, not to tell us about wildfires but to warn us not to do stuff that could cause wildfires, I really enjoyed the 10 seconds of thinking Threads was about to happen only to then learn it was a PSA that could been shoved onto the end of local news after a segment about a fucking cheese festival or whatever.

Not like the sort of dickheads who build needless bonfires in woodland in dry hot summers are gonna listen anyway.

Eating this on a baked potato

He was an ordinary bloke, but he did an extraordinary job!

This is - somehow - the “as farce” version of the handsome quarterback burger party

Regular Car Reviews mentioned!

Proceeds to walk in figure of eights for 2 hours before punching his desk like a gorilla

This might be the peak of “China Bad” posting lmao

I believe when this sort of thing was first rolled out in the UK people were successfully using pictures of Norman Reedus in Death Stranding, not sure if it still works or not.

Italian American Sith Lord looking ass

Literally doing the thing from movies IRL