Literally I’d be so down for these, if only every single ghost type pokemon merch wasn’t just gengar (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

Jesus was a FICTIONAL CHARACTER

I have a distressingly good Markiplier impression and sometimes I’ll recite his intro to my gf just to be obnoxious

Something something free speech

Oh honey you have no idea

Why can’t hrt be given away for free even in countries with socialized healthcare

Yeah, I’m using a symphony vial of enanthate, tysm

Tysm you’re a lifesaver 💜

Yeah the plastic caps are what I’m used to, this is like crimped metal

It’s like crimped on metal that I’ve never seen when I was getting prescribed hrt. I don’t want to try and struggle the thing off not knowing if I’m going to ruin my only vial

For profit slave labor prisons are very lucrative I hear

Honestly this would get me to go to the gym.

Not theirs, but if there were gyms with no weird regressive men looking at me I’d be so stoked

I split the difference and drink an ungodly amount of iced coffee

I got married once. Don’t recommend.

I really think it’s ridiculous that kids aren’t taught how to grow their own food as part of “health class”. It would be so much cheaper and so much more beneficial to students to run a school community garden and for kids to run their own cafeteria as part of home economics 🙄

What has he done to reconcile all the lives he’s ruined

As a Jew and a trans woman I think we can all acknowledge that they are both bad while being very different and very similar

The worst is when you want bratty bottoms and you’re surrounded by a sea of subby bottoms 🙄

I know they’re planning on playable Zero, but man, if they did a Maverick Hunter X and included a Vile mode I’d be So Fucking Hyped