I remember my first week on Lemmy. It was a few years back. I went to a place that I now know of as news@lemmy.world. I saw a post about something life threatening regarding Trump. I forget what exactly. I commented “haha, good.” Several minutes later I was perm banned by jeffw. That’s about the time I realized this place wasn’t any different than Reddit, a place I never got banned from in the 10 years I was there, and I should treat people how they treat me.

So I guess thank jeffw for creating the monster you see before you. 🙂🙃🙂

Edit: Dr. Jeffenstein!

The Nazis run Lemmy too my friend.

You can ban me for whatever. You don’t need to actually follow your rules lmfao, that’s for me to have to follow.

Eye. Roll. AAAB

I’m not providing a username, officer.

You have a short memory my friend. I’m not a racist, misogynist, bigot, *phobic, or PTB. So I guess you’re just part of the problem.

I’d try to coin AAAB (all admins are bastards), but that’s just sounds like an adorable sheep bleating, and you are anything but.

You gonna ban YourBestFriend? You would, wouldn’t you?

They’re already juicing it up for memes and zero action.

I’m aware you support silencing resistance.

Going for round 3

Yes, all Nazis should die. But apparently calling for a Nazi to die will get you banned. Logic that doesn’t work in my brain.

Yeah, I’ll skip that truth social haha.

The trouble with self hosting is that leads to credit card trails (unless crypto, and still) and I don’t think asking for Trump to be assassinated in no joking way is something you want so easily attached to an identity. Make them work a little bit for it.

Shocker!!! Gov stays away and you don’t have to pay!

But all I speak is English. Unlessway erethay isway anway instanceway erewhay everyoneway ashay otay eakspay Igpay Atinlay. 😭

If it was an oil company, he would not say the same thing

I guess I’ll just keep on getting a new account every two weeks like I have done for the past 3 years 😂

Welcome to fukkkin Lemmy.

You expect me to believe “Butt Master Flex” cannot find an appropriate time to say “my precious” and stare intensely while twiddling your fingers Mr.Burns style?

You sir, need to find your bootstraps

I can write entire sentences with my toes very easily. It’s a bit sloppy, but legible. However my toes cramp up quickly and I can’t perform all day. There goes my circus career.

Edit: with a pencil to be clear

That one dude who really wanted to die is very upset.

Restored

Quokk.au perm banned one of my accounts when a mod from sh.itjust.works complained about me being uncivil. What’s funny is I never really participated on quokk. So the admin on that instance banned me for someone else’s vague “uncivil” rule. I guess I understand the desire not to be an admin and have users on your server causing trouble. Especially if it’s one of the abusive admins.

The trouble with just participating on one instance though, is the users might be elsewhere. A large instance like .world (and ml) has more leverage than another instance and that is wrong.

So, there is no instance that won’t ban me eventually.

I’m an anarchist. I believe the problems in the world at this moment originate almost entirely from the governments of the USA, Russia, and China. And anyone who is willing to simp for any of them isn’t worth being on the bottom of my shoe.

Early on, I used the same email on Lemmy.world, discuss.social, and lemmy.zip. I pissed off one of the mods from .world and all three accounts got deleted.

I don’t use multiple accounts all at once. Dogpiling is “big three” tactic. They just sit there gaining age until I need a new one. So totally unused accounts got deleted. You KNOW that means they share data.

That’s a problem for me. It should be for you. I just want… better people. (Not you specifically of course)