Can I get a great big cup of cancer please, and fries, with with a cup of fizzy flavored HCFS, no ice. Thanks.

After the toothpaste.

But I do wet my hands first before I add soap to them, when washing my hands. It makes the soap work better and I use less soap.

Tesler! The subscription surveillance death car. Get yours now! Operators are waiting to take your call (& invade your privacy).

I will snatch that crown!

“Please place item in bagging area.”

Fuck off already!

What porn movie is this again? Must see!

I knew the Borg Nanobots would be found eventually.

Not a boomer, but clearly older than you. I love self checkout. I don’t want to hear about the time you broke your wrist, or what you are getting your girlfriend for Valentines. I just want out. People who hate self checkouts are extroverts who need interaction with others. Introverts are smart enough to use the machines.

I see your eggplant and raise you a banana.

Do you really want to smell like sweaty confetti cake? Do YOU think THAT is SEXY??? Gross!

It will be hideous if trump is involved.

Everyone who works in the trump administration is a gaslighting nazi liar. And where are the Epstein files that donny is in, release them all!

Do not use that machine to deep clean your minge. DO.NOT.

Artificial Intelligence is aptly named, it’s fake. Computers are only as smart as you program them to be.

You can’t be the ‘great white hope’ if you are orange. How dumb is this guy??

Spoiler Alert: The dumbest on Earth at present.

Yes, we know Wonder Woman, you do this prank every year.

There was a typo by trump, it’s not Board, it’s Bored. Because he is an angry fat rapist and he is bored with peace. Join the Bored Of Peace (cult).

Sun -Luma

Atto Breen Celion Dek Euton Frim Greva Holo

For good measure… Pluto -Isela