Energy drinks are counter intuitive.

The first thing to understand is there is no such thing as a “sugar rush” in the sense of gaining a burst of energy. The crash though, is very real.

Your body has not evolved to process that much sugar, so it tries to store it, which itself is energy intensive, so consuming large amounts of sugar will make you lethargic.

If you need the burst of energy in the morning, drink black coffee. You’ll learn to love it as your palette develops.

But what about muh prophecy?

Because.

Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

I was there. /v/ was ripping on Fuckley in the weeks leading to Loss. Every comic was dissected to find the joke, and then remixed to be funny (because CAD wasn’t).

And then Loss dropped, and /v/ went ape shit.

I miss old /v/ :(

Get a load of this guy, peeling their apples, grapes and tomatoes.

I do the same with rats

The problem is that the “thing” is either:

• never have I ever done this <thing> or
• <never have I ever done this thing>

That’s what OP is saying. The wording could be clearer.

Essentially, if you can relate to what the comment says, then downvote.

Never have I ever heard “I’m proud of you” from my Dad :'(

First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.

Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

Mitty…

It’s regrettable that it became part of “psychology 101” (in a general sense).

Can you imagine how much misinformation is piggybacking off these “facts” about human nature?

4. The Bro(nx)

Sounds very penis’y

It’s my fourth time today, it’s gonna be a bit…

New meta: be as specific as possible so that others think you’re being ironic.

Lol

I mean, I’m happy with where it ended TBH

I think that makes you amnesic