Mat is a man with no arms and no legs on the floor

Every '90s and '00s manufacturer looking at 2.4GHz

is for me 🥺?

We are gathered here today to remember all the ways grandma was kind of a removed

Memorials would not be very pleasant if we only remembered people as they were in their final days

Also the system has to assemble itself

Let’s not and say we did

He’s the only user I have blocked, because of the bug he caused where every post was from him. I suspect that one incident made him the most blocked person on Twitter.

After many failed attempts I can now semi-consistently roll a proper burrito

Any form of Android compatibility must be maximally enshittified to encourage switching – see iMessage. Unless of course it generates revenue for Apple – see Apple Music. Not being stalked/murdered using Air Tags does not generate revenue for Apple: next time buy an iPhone.

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And then walking out of there with three (3) Garfield collections like a true intellectual