I’m sorry, if the bandits didn’t want to get killed, they shouldn’t have jumped adventurers. I’m sorry if they had a home life, but it’s not my fault my group defended itself.

This is priceless!

I personally loved his Bowser in Super Mario.

Wait a minute, that set glows in the dark?! I’ve had a set that looks like that for years, and had no idea it glowed!

God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it’d probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.

Another wonderful entry! I absolutely love this series, and I’m glad to see it every time it pops up on my feed!

Funny you should mention dragging a door, some friends and I managed to manifest a magical cart under some huge adamantine doors so we could cart them away. It was lovely.

I have several, but my favorite is probably “I am this group’s current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!”