You don’t even know the half of it.

Remember the Russian sucking dick right before getting blown up by a drone? I think about how life is cruel sometimes.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Huh, socialism really is gay…

… there were people voting for stein?

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

I thought this was a repeat, like why? I don’t get anything around earth

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs…

Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would removed the progression of music.

I genuinely feel like that is one of the dying north American traditions

All they had to do is say all the tables are reserved. Not “leave!!! You ugly!!!”

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

Something tells me you drink and drive

I always wondered that. Like why have 400 hpwr if there is no opportunity to use it.

That essay shows your the butt hurt one. You wanna “take back nazi symbolism” is just an excuse to play contrarian. This is a childish thought not really well thought out.

A lot of words for nazi fetish.