I’d let you on but Mr muffins doesn’t like you and I prioritize my vengeful piss machine that behaves exactly like a methhead every night at 3am.

WE DONT WANT YOUR THIN ASS PLASTIC, COVERED IN TOUCH SCREENS JJ ABRAMS TOO HIGH TO SEE PEDESTRIANS BULLSHIT, JUST GIVE US NORMAL FUCKING CARS THAT DONT COST THE SAME AS A HOUSE

Which I might be more accepting of if we limited how much can be pooled into political contributions, and produce some system to divvy up those monies amongst candidates, and every time citizens fund energy companies they also get a stake in their companies. But instead we just get legal corruption, subsidize the profits and socialize the losses.

This, but I’m building a bocce ball court in the back yard to get closer to the plants I need to repot but it’s giving me anxiety because there’s so many. So instead I dig a hole in the yard 40x10 while blasting Pheobe Bridgers

Right? Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own predictable greed and corruption

But but but Biden’s kid, so it’s okay! /S

Cancer roulette

Passive income

If you get 10 bros to sign up on the app and they upload verification dick pics, we will send you a free pair of truck nuts and a gator mask that is signed by RFK and whoever is in charge of ICE on the day the items are shipped out

Hell yeah, brother, see you on the app

Bussin

Right? I mean we knew they’re soft assholes, but it’s nice to hear they can’t hack it in this shithole we were born to.

Don’t count those racist chickens yet, the last wave Trump took in had most go back because they said the US was too expensive, too crime ridden, and they didn’t like the gig economy.

You think I’m doing penis ratings for free, mate? Download the app

The real question is, is that guy the kind that supports oil loving autocrats? The shorts say yes, but the hat says maybe not.

Life straw

Excuse me, President Carter briefly owned a peanut farm. Massive corruption.

Now do this for guys and their penis size based on what they drive, wear, hairstyle, and what cologne they wear

Here in oklahoma we have moron dating.

Didn’t they force that guy on the left to drink poison because of his ideas?