i would pet that dog 😁👍

ya i would eat that

finally. obamium

just graduated from college 6 months ago and yea pretty much this. i wanna work in creative fields and people are always like oh thats not very lucrative or whatever tf and its like well even then i think if i worked a job i hated or wasn’t interested in at all just for money, i would literally kms. not even hyperbole i would be driven insane 😭

and it sucks cuz the job market is balls for everyone rn from what ive seen people saying on job sites and online in general ohhh my goooddd 😭😭 just let me out of here dawg

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here is my very fancy colorized rendition made in ms paint

my sister wears these and i guess all i can say to your question is “very carefully.” she gets ones with cool designs on them so i guess i understand the hype, would never personally wear em tho. cant even stand normal nail polish on my nails cuz i get the urge to peel them off immediately :(

hi hank :D

Gently squirted on couch

uh… what does a roughly squirted on couch look like then 🥲

slightly related but every time i see one of those pickup trucks i am reminded of just how big they are, like “how is this even allowed on the street” kind of big and its so annoying. if i got hit by one of those i would probably die immediately 😭