Better narrative: only 1/4th of Democrats polled agree that Democrat leaders are doing a good job.

This has TrueWagner energy to it

Bruh

It’s trained on “Legacy media”, filled with things like data and facts. NEW media is based on thoughts, feelings, anti-wokeness, and flipping around if “Pedo Trump and Epstein were besties” or if “Daddy Trump I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry”.

Watermelon

Incredible. What a great comment.

Which I’m kinda glad they exist to:

1. Test wacky things

2. Be a punching bag for the jokes

What?! Lemme get outraged and blame the parents, then post some Facebook comments about how outraged I am!

Going to Tokyo and every toilet being a sing-along butt rinser made me realized western toilets are barbaric.

Great, now you made me think of Elon’s mutilated dong.

Ugh.

Top right side - “collected”

We’re also cutting Veteran benefits, which has been a recurring thing.

A few reasons, as a non-economist.

1. People are terrified about being laid off. DOGE fucked shit up real bad. Companies lost their tax breaks and tariffs are forcing industries to cut corners.

2. Foreign tourists help a lot. Well guess what? Tourists can now be arrested by ICE because fuck you!

3. Immigration. Cost of products are going up because immigrants/children of immigrants are cutting down on work to avoid exposure. Can’t do a second job if that second job is watched by ICE.

The dollar value dropped by nearly 10% in these few months.

Y’all, we are in for a rough ride.

It’s how I met my wife.

MAGA complain about govt spending is off the walls.

MAGA create DOGE to cut a lot of “government waste”.

MAGA waste taxpayer funds on parades and security theater.

MAGA has ICE arrest children at school, old people in court houses.

If you’re hampering ICE right now, keep it up.

Mr Pascal is a fine glass of water.

And we thirst.

I do volunteer for a Unitarian church and a Buddhist temple! Nailed it.

I support a few religious organizations through volunteer work.

My rules for these organizations are simple:

1. The religion takes a back seat to helping the community
2. They’re not preachy or trying to convert people
3. They don’t diddle little kids.

You’d think it’ll be easy to meet that criteria.

I took the test for fun and randomly picked answers.

Rope bunny? Brat?

(Principal Skinner meme)