The scientists tried to warn us, but in our hubris we didn’t listen.

With all the shit he puts in his body, they’re probably more stone than kidneys at this point

I, for one, welcome our new trans overlords (overladies? You get what I mean)

As conservatives are wont to say: “Grow some thicker skin, snowflake! Why can’t you take a joke?”

“AI, No!” AI: “What?” “Sorry, force of habit”

Or: Mouse - mice; house - hice

Do I need to pay the tax if I declare her as a dependant?

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Oh yeah, the buttons feel really cheap.

But I’ll take those shitty buttons over any mouse with a scroll wheel. Fuck scroll wheels they break so easily.

The orbit worked really well for me. I used my thumb for the left click, pinkie for the right, and the other 3 to better control the ball.

The only big complaint I have is the wrist rest they include: it’s really hard, and comes off real easy.

He’s been hit by… He’s been struck by… A smooth metal shaft.

Imagine.

This meme brought to you by John Lennon.

May I have some chocolate?

Just ask a gnome what they think about kobolds, see how that goes

We live in an euclidian world, and I’m a non-euclidian being.

Is this the evolution of the “rtx on/rtx off” meme?

I tried this method. I can attest that it doesn’t work.

Only thing it gave me was a new kink

A platypus?

Yeah, but then you become a lone druid in a castle surrounded by guards.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as “mpreg”, is in fact, FFM + mpreg", or as I’ve recently taken to calling it: “FFmpreg”