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What will be the Windows equivalent to “drink verification can?”

That article is juvenile, but funny af

Yeah that’s a little weird too. A discerning cannibal would’ve chosen Potbelly.

Anyone else think the Sake part of the story is really weird too? Like, is that the preferred pairing with human flesh? Who makes that recommendation? A cannibal sommelier?

He’s likely going to be carefully managed for the rest of his life

Let’s fucking hope

Was that hippo balancing a stack of bowls on its nose?

This isn’t the entire story, just a snippet that was copied from the full story, which is linked in OP.

I remember the install CD had the Weezer “Buddy Holly” video on it. It felt pretty fancy

Sure, for all practical purposes it can be, but unlike a penalty like a speeding ticket, you can get your money back if you show up.

In a practical sense, it does work as you say, and can prevent the poor from obtaining bail. The system wasn’t explicitly designed that way, and rich people who are dangerous to the community can get super high bail set as well. Source: I’m a lawyer

It’s only to assure the accused comes back to face the charges. It isn’t a penalty. Otherwise, the thinking goes, the defendant will have no reason to come back and face the court. This was probably extra true around the time of the founding of the US, when someone could more easily slip away and start a new life

Thank you

Logitech, no! 😭

Little bit of A, little bit of B

Holy shit, are we still doing this? Just use whatever phone you want, who gives a shit. People who care deeply about others’ phone preference are weird. Signed, an iPhone user.

And guillotine-pilled

Why are they so unbelievably desperate to force people to use Edge?

More than childish, it’s pathetic.

Touch an entire football field of grass, dude.