crocotta [he/him]

Sometimes I get so bored I look at my Bluesky discovery feed to see what the robot thinks I would like, and this time it was a lot of pro-Democrat Wizard of Oz themed foot fetish content, as far as I could tell

Larp is short for la Role Playing, it’s like french or spanish or something

Nationalism makes fools of us all, sadly

Nah they think the Catholics can’t actually turn the cookies into Jesus, we believe they can, but interpret the invitation to eat his flesh and drink his blood as just him being polite, so we choose not to

Thinking of starting a new Christian denomination where the main difference is that the others can have Jesus present in the Eucharist in whatever mode they want, but we don’t want to bother the guy

This is one of the least surprising things I have ever read

Or maybe like a hobbit or an elf

I think the rice I made today was so good that it finally balanced my humors

Protestantism has like thousands of sects that can be comically evil or relatively chill, in a way that at least to me seems completely independent from their doctrinal differences. Turns out it’s easy to believe whatever you want when you ain’t got a Pope in ya ear telling you it’s heresy.

awoo

The worst part about shitting your pants is that there’s really nothing you can do once it happens. You can’t wash your ass because you’ll just get it dirty again when you put the pants back on. Washing your pants doesn’t help because your butt is still all poopy. You just have to sit there and stink.

The Kitchen Nightmares spinoff they did after Gordon found God

and it should be called c/main