Just asking questions and not listening to the answers.

He struggles so the billionaire can own a yacht.

Talk to text and text to talk have made voicemails unnecessary.

Engagement is crazy

Already there

Germans browsing Lemmy at 3am: Guten Morgen

Edit: I used AI to make this. I’m not proud, but I am lazy.

Problem is, things are so divided right now that you can say anything and one half of the divide will support you just about no matter what.

Watch them hit a bump and almost fall apart.

It’s frustrating that we knew he was full of shit when he was saying it. And now the evidence is showing it is bullshit. And it’s like it doesn’t even matter.

Hey, where the fuck are the feathers!!?

Oh, I see now. I thought it was split in half and stitched back together.

Was his hand split in half? Did the internet do that?

The Whirly Dirly

Art imitating life

Does he call? Asking for a concerned mom.

This is how I found out one of my cats loves bacon. And the other loves popcorn and cheese its.

His mom really did do a good job to prepare him for the bullshit he was going to have to deal with.

I think republicans would say this amendment was just political theater. Trump is not allowed to deport US citizens. It is already against the law, so why create an amendment that just doubles down on the current law?

That said, when Trump deports a US citizen, or even threatens it, republicans should do something to stop it.

My cat loves belly scratches. He won’t attack. I promise.

Know we’re all fucked.