Free tires. 🤷

Faces still as punchable as the day they bleated.

He’s not a Russian agent, he’d have to be remotely intelligent for that. He’s a Russian asset which means he’s stupid enough to be used as a tool.

Zelensky has been nominated for a peace prize. Buckle up for the fat bediapered orange tantrums.

That many fish will be breathing and consuming a considerable amount of their own waste.

Coming to the defense of others unable to defend themselves is a legally protected action. Just saying.

China called him out by having a bunch of little kids cheering, the kids were the only group he stopped to be creepy at.

Now say “hunter biden laptop”.

A wild particle appears! It’s super effective!

Name and shame

If your spouse treats you like a child you both did everything wrong.

practicing Jews

Don’t worry you’ll get better at it eventually. Maybe you’ll even become Hebrew.

No, more people felt the need to cover for him. He’s always been as subtle and as intelligent as a brick.

Irish people don’t drink, everybody knows that.

This is not the same man I voted for

Yes the fuck it is.

They’re revolting either way, it’s just a question of definition.

No it’s dumber. Beanie babies at least left you with a little doll kids could enjoy.