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I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
American Jesus
(noun)
pronounced Jee-bus
“The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage”
Apparently he isn’t very good at being a terrorist. It didn’t even manage to knock down the door and I can’t even see any damage in the picture.
Illegal immigrants deserve more then 35k. Those people are getting away from the worst places imaginable with nothing to their names
I petted an opossum once, it was playing dead therefore safe to touch.
“But diamonds are forever, don’t you want to show your partner how your love for them is forever too?”
No they fucking aren’t, heat one and hit it with a jet of oxygen and it’ll burn like any other chunk of carbon.
Not sure if this counts, but on my install of nobara whenever I hover over an icon in the home bar it relocates to the bottom left corner of the screen, leaving an empty space. I can still interact with apps by clicking on the empty space where the icon used to be so it doesn’t brick my home bar, it’s just really annoying.
If your hot-dog tastes
Like a piece of wood
Who’re you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTARD!
Art of the meal
Um acktsually you could manipulate the keyboard with a low-powered pellet gun
My parents pay like 40 dollars per month for 1Mb down and like .2 Mb up
One second, let me try to recreate Ron “I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan” Desantis’s thought process:
Inhale
WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go disinfect my mouth
Unlike billionaires, some parasites are beneficial to humanity (there’s a species of wasp that lays its eggs in plant-destroying caterpillars, and leeches can be used as bait while fishing).
Republicans try to increase birth rates, but end up blocking IVF instead:
“It hurt itself in its confusion stupidity!”
I can absolutely see someone with androgen insensitivity syndrome (female with XY chromosomes) getting thrown in jail for this.
I saw one of those with TWO cab extensions yesterday, there was like 2 feet of bed and the rest was just all cab. I cannot wrap my head around the thought process of whoever built that piece of shit.
zero tolerance intelligence policy
For reference, a mature colony of honey bees usually numbers around 40,000. That’s 1.5 colonies of bees.