I’ll count it as a win if I have such a luxury when I’m old.

The natural world matters a lot less if you’ve left it behind for a virtual one. They don’t care if it looks like Blade Runner.

That’s my favorite Bible story because it humanizes Jesus so much to just once flip out and whoop some ass. He wasn’t divinely chill all the time; he usually restrained himself.

Vandalism is the solution

Money alone can’t buy all those rare collectibles!

Everybody ask sem from now on

Pectin FTW

They should’ve put that library in a cave!

Ah yes those 4-year-olds who supported Hitler or stayed quiet, two things they’re known to do.

Operating in bad faith to defend nazis doesn’t make you appear objective or intelligent.

I’d donate my sick days right before quitting.

Time off… if you’re popular.

It is your duty to cough on managers every time you’re encouraged to come in sick.

That raises a question… What creates the emissions, the selling or the burning?

Voters: because we want CHANGE!!!

Politicians: because he’s black, got it

[Later]

Voters: we demand change or we’re gonna burn it all down

Politicians: wow you’re so sexist

TBF that AI video of Trump trudging through the desert is top tier.

Edit: I’m wrong, it’s not AI

Actually the only way is from space. When you die you just end and don’t go anywhere.

Exactly! Only a fool would think they would learn a lesson.

They’ll strategically negotiate the vote for after midterms. Really it’s your fault if we lose.