If I knew how, I’d try to make money from the hype imploding.

Ask Grok

/s

So it missed Iran completely?

Jizz. Cold, hard jizz. In a ball.

The puck it is!

There’s a thing called fecal vomiting where a blockage causes waste to back up that I imagine would feel worse.

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Yeah, our government’s tonguing the Netanyahu-owned Orange Anus, too.

With a face like that, the only thing she’s enjoying sex with is made of plastic.

“Clever girl … !”

Somehow the bear’s eyerolling expression of despair looks more pronounced now.

Never noticed it until you pointed it out …

“Y’know, Earl, I never had a fetish for grannies or pancake tits until I started this job. But five years in … ?”

Then maybe he should get a real job. Or start selling some of the ‘contraband’ he ‘confiscated’ from people (otherwise known as the TSA side hustle).

Yes, but describing multiple things.

If sitcoms taught me anything early on in life, it’s that lies are just too much trouble to keep track of.

Attention seeker. Loudmouth. Bigot. Gum model.

Your pliers vs the pliers she tells you not to worry about.

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Boobs is plural.

Can they use the traditional excuse of bone spurs?