I wouldn’t say that he was really good, only that he’s never been better.

Or search/navigation…

He probably couldn’t have, though. Not without cheating.

If that’s 6.9M solution in the glass, it might be a bad number.

1 to 5, inclusive

High fructose corn syrup

I think he has things explained to him that are drastically dumbed down to give him a chance of comprehension. Then he misunderstands the explanation, and misremembers the entire exchange, and we get the word vomit that has the barest shadow of reality.

Now wiggle those ears!

It doesn’t help that they drilled through the CF hull…

Maybe he was ONLY there for the games.

He’s already been there, before Ozzy, if I recall.

Smell like cabbage…

I’d rather support Los Pollos Hermanos.

It’s "O"s all the way down

Excluding tipped jobs from minimum wage is one distinguishing factor (that we sound also get rid of, but…“States’ rights!”)

Ithink maybe I’ll use RJFKR from now on.

Hee’sh going to hish room to lishen to shome Britney Shpears recordsh.

Elon tries to crack a smile beneath another shovel load

Sorry, did you say sheepskin couch?

AKA the uncertainty button