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  • Yeah, my parents do the same thing.

    It’s like we’re having the same conversation. Like suddenly they’ve realised decades of being wrong about tons of things. They’re all-in against fascism.

    Then they say how Biden was a fascist and rounding up people to murder them (covid vaccines and women’s reproductive health). And it’s just so far into a mirror universe it’s impossible to even dig out from that point.


  • hansolo@lemmy.todaytoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldFootball.
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    I once met a woman that was in her late 20s. Worked in tech for 3 years in Prague, and had a pretty TV style British accent.

    She was from the Midwest. Spent 3 years in Prague and visited the UK like 3 times, then moved back to Chicago. Insisted she “worked with a lot of Brits and it just stuck.”

    Yeah, I’ve worked with a lot of tall people. Didn’t make me grow taller.





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    Picard is standing around waiting for Worf and Dr. Crusher on Celtris III. A transport rolls up and the driver asks for directions.

    Stranger: “Hey Buddy, do you know where the dilithium crystal store is?”

    Picard: “As chance would have it, I do. You take this road down about a kilometer and turn left.”

    Stranger: “A kilometer? What-? Ok, do you know how many traffic control lights there are between here and the turn?”

    Picard: “There are four lights.”

    Madred walks up: “Oh, you’ll never get there. There are five lights between here and the turn.”

    Picard: “THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!”

    Stranger: “Ok, Ok, chill out… But I’m going to ask someone else.”