Use the acronym: BOSS

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

That’s not 100% accurate. Some of them aren’t rich, several of them aren’t old, and a few of them aren’t white.

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’ve never heard that joke before, but that’s brilliant.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Agreed.

Sticks or it didn’t happen, OP.

Welcome to jaaaaazz club.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

Nationalist-christians, or “Nat-Cs” for short.

It’s plateaus all the way down.

Wouldn’t it be nice to “fuck around” some, never get to “finding out” too fast.

The text of the comment that the link points to is:

“A reminder that Garland was endorsed by the Federalist Society, which is why Obama thought he would be a safe pick for SCOTUS.”