Good news everybody!

I cannot stand piracy, but my computer recently escaped its containment and started downloading all these movies and TV shows that I like to watch. Does anyone know how to stop this behavior? So far I’ve tried nothing

~$2k back in college (dorms are stupid pricey and I didn’t know any better). ~$2k on mortgage now so it’s less of a waste

That’s way too much for cheesecake, who’s your cake guy?

I cannot hear this song and not think of Shrek 2

I remember news stories on people sending a thousand texts a month, now that’s just normal day

It’s not just Georgia, it’s all the other red states too

Not in this case, though I have seen that before. They had a super tiny backyard and decided to force a pool to fit.

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long long time

She did succeed. Peter Thiel was the buyer

There really is no better motivator than fighting for your life

Same thing over here. Funniest part (in a sad kind of way) was when it asked me if I had any questions at the end; it literally couldn’t answer any of my questions, “Good question, you can ask HR by stating it like this…”

We shall show them our ways of peace by force

Literally had a company tell me I got the job and to be on the look out for the official offer in my email just to get the rug pulled from under me. That’s just tough shit. The company in the post should’ve given a better offer

I toured a house that did exactly this. No clue how they got that through code

His alibi is full of holes

What about those responsible for the mooses?

The most comfortable pair of underwear

Holy shit you just described my setup to a T

Yeah except if I’m waking up at 234, it’s cause my kids are up and about to ruin my morning lol