I think we see a reform manifesto pledge to ‘bring back good, honest turkey twizzlers’ to school canteens 🙃

All woke and no play makes Jack a dull boy

I like how Hawkeye has now been relegated to making line calls at international tennis tournaments

O’Biden? First the Irish claim Obama, now Biden 😄

The proper way for government to ‘urge’ businesses is by passing legislation and then prosecuting companies that fail to meet that legislation. Sounds like these MPs don’t want to prosecute big businesses for failing to meet the standards set out in law.

One person’s ‘shocking’ is another person’s ‘uplifting’

About £5.50

In tonight’s headlines, man with red front door paints it blue. Contents behind front door remain unchanged. More at 6.

Time to go all Wilford Brimley on his ass.

All I can see is a LEGO interpretation of half of a dubiously designed promotional popcorn bucket 🤔

‘One’

The Amiga mouse was quite Cybertrucky in form, but pretty functional overall.

Stone cold classic.

Yeah, because it stinks

The title bears more than a passing resemblance to The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (UK, 1976)

More like the Conservative government spent in the region of £700m on the scheme, and sent only 4 people there.

Reminds me of the first time I worked in a newsroom in the early 2000s. When the repeated slamming wasn’t enough, the whole phone would go flying across the office. I, unfortunately, had the desk by the wall, in the prime firing line. My reflexes became boss in those first 3 months.

I misread this as a 12kT pork impact and was wondering how the pigs got into space.

Shave 'em. I don’t want no cowlick near my balls

I have started to do this and I’m using Docker to host Kiwix. I’m currently using it to provide offline versions of Wikipedia, medical guides and tutorials for various programming languages. My plan is to put essential apps and information on an RPi and provide a broadcast hotspot where anyone can access the info.

I also live on top of a hill, so I’m saving up to put together a solar powered Meshtastic repeater that I can mount to my aerial pole.