“In Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator, the robots become self-aware and take over the world,” Burke’s study begins. “In this paper, we take a first step in that direction…”

Gee, thanks for taking that first step towards murder bots and the annihilation of humankind. Great job👌

He’s planning out where to build the new McDonalds concession

We Love New Zealand Sado-Masochism is the only other possible meaning. I shall not be taking further questions.

It looks cool, but, like, where do peoples’ legs go?

Dragon 32! A proper, Welsh machine

Renegade III: The Final Chapter.

Renegade on the ZX Spectrum was good, the sequel Target: Renegade was one of my favourite games for years, but the third game was a cynical cash grab, badly executed, barely playable.

Archive version, no paywall

I think we see a reform manifesto pledge to ‘bring back good, honest turkey twizzlers’ to school canteens 🙃

All woke and no play makes Jack a dull boy

I like how Hawkeye has now been relegated to making line calls at international tennis tournaments

O’Biden? First the Irish claim Obama, now Biden 😄

The proper way for government to ‘urge’ businesses is by passing legislation and then prosecuting companies that fail to meet that legislation. Sounds like these MPs don’t want to prosecute big businesses for failing to meet the standards set out in law.

One person’s ‘shocking’ is another person’s ‘uplifting’

About £5.50

In tonight’s headlines, man with red front door paints it blue. Contents behind front door remain unchanged. More at 6.

Time to go all Wilford Brimley on his ass.

All I can see is a LEGO interpretation of half of a dubiously designed promotional popcorn bucket 🤔

‘One’

The Amiga mouse was quite Cybertrucky in form, but pretty functional overall.

Stone cold classic.