Fuck all those right-wing bastards and everyone who panders to their fake concern

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

That person asked in 1998 and is still compiling Slackware

Hey Peter, what’s happening?

The only question I have is how hard will this bubble pop compared to the dotcom or subprime mortgage crashes?

It’s the European name for truck nuts

“I want to tell you something, but please bend over first”

Jokes on them, I grew up playing “Frontier: Elite II” on an stock Amiga 500. My reactions peak at 0.6FPS! 🎖️

Top… of the list for layoffs 🫪

Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

I initially thought this was a cat-related meme for some reason

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

Nicole?

[Everyone disliked that]

How do you get an elephant into a bikini?

1. Open bikini
2. Remove the manatee from the bikini
3. Open fridge
4. Remove elephant from fridge
5. Insert elephant into bikini
6. Close bikini

Meme was cut short.

“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”