What about the communion wafer that suddenly started bleeding? Checkmate athe… oh wait

They’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse

0.001$

They’ll find the gun in the ashes after they finish their book burning though

Look at this cool meme i made

Um achtually it’s only a wall spider if it comes from the wall region of france

One of them is already spaced, the work is already half done

The values they gave are typical for most electronics of this nature,
many things are different between different cards, but they’re built using the same materials and components with the same limitations

If you had to choose, would you go to fucking hell or celibacy hell?

Rusty wires don’t sound very comfortable, but at least it’s something to pass the time

I had to open it once a couple of weeks ago, ever since they’ve been sending me daily emails “you’re on a roll!”, “continue your login streak” or something like that

Sadly i’m too lazy to open it back up and disable email spam so i’ll just stop checking my inbox instead

When the bike seat breaks; “bicycle in my ass”

The post is actually by a theist that believes in aliens, and wants others to do so too

He’s supoosedly everywhere, but i don’t think he has any papers, he’s an illegal alien

If you look closely at his shirt, and what he said, you’d know he compiled his own OS before breakfast

boss makes a dollar,
i make a dime,
that’s why i Lemmy
on company time

Ah good, so

is okay

Syglekogle?

Ahh, kamelåså!

Title was too long to read, but i noticed it contained the word “AI”
please take all my life savings