Car oopsy daisies

I imagine mechahitler stuck in a loop sending digital high-fives to itself

That’s basically the story of Babel

I would say that trump covering up the extent of his friendship with the known sex trafficker and paedophile Epstein is on a slightly different level that Hillary using a private email server for government communication, neither is good but one involves sexual abuse of children which I personally consider a bad thing, don’t know about you

Also it’s not like she posted confidential information to a group chat and invited people without clearance to said group chat, twice

Oh no no, they hate foreigners and disabled people and all that, but they love jews unconditionally, so much so that if they see someone who is a jew committing a genocide, they praise them and provide them with funding to do even more genocide

The “squirrels do not transmit rabies” statement from the department of public health sounds reassuring, until you realize it’s an american department of public health

Yeah those 5 people definitely have rabies now

He’s a Ligma

I know roflmao 😂😂😂

What about semen from other creatures?

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He’s bound to die from doing something stupid so might as well give him the award right away

Love that the two of you answered this at the same exact minute

What’s a switch then, or am i just hallucinating new terms here?

Love that the two of you answered this at the same exact minute

What’s a switch then, or am i just hallucinating new terms here?

So if you’re a switch you’re fine? (That’s the term for someone who switches between top and bottom right?)

Punish me harder Daddy

Siblings aren’t actually a thing, my extensive research on pornhub has concluded that only step-siblings are a thing

I googled each number as i needed them and can’t be arsed to look them up again, they should be in the right ballpark just look it up

I love that we live in a time where everyone is accusing eachother of posting AI slop regardless of whether it is or not by the way

Humans use roughly 100W just to stay alive, so 876kWh a year, 26280kWh per life (assuming average historical lifespan of 30 years), since homo sapiens “emerged” there have been roughly 117 billion individuals so 3074760 terrawatthours, and this is ignoring any additional energy usage from doing any activity

And that’s just from a single species that has only existed 190000-ish years

I saw this coming a mile away, better luck next time

That little fella is the product of 2 billion years of evolution, do you have any idea how many terrawatthours that took? How much water? How much this activity reshaped the planet? All so you could ask that fella some silly questions

Worth it!