For about three minutes until it runs out. The US consumes something like 20 million barrels per day. This is a drop of piss in the ocean.

At least scientists are going to end that joke once and for all in 2620.

Okay, I thought you were presenting the article as reality. That really will be a tragedy if they cut down these old growth forests.

The Beaverton is satire…

I felt so bad for getting this game for free on EGS that I ended up buying it when it hit Steam. That’s how good this game is.

Disney is largely responsible for the life plus 70 years rule. And they’re still trying to maintain control over steamboat willie!

I don’t see why we need exemptions for anything other than fire and ambulance vehicles.

The alt text also sounds like something an AI would write up… or a prompt for one.

Crazy that they would probably have gotten away with this if they’d used some sort of edible pigments instead of lead paint.

I’m joking that they delayed the game to give them time to use more AI

We’re embracing AI accelerated development by delaying our game. Makes perfect sense!

The doc told me I was a number 6 triangle =(

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There’s a good chance that anyone making this argument doesn’t see it as a problem in the first place.

Oh I think that’s right. Either way accomplishes a stupid goal of prioritizing the executioners emotional health over the life of the person being executed.

I thought this said the International Federation of the Pornographic Industry and got really confused lmao.

When firing squads were a thing here there would be multiple shooters firing simultaneously but only one of them had live ammo. This was to “protect” the executioners from having to know who actually killed the person.

I think you meant to say 40 year old queer shitposters

Thanks, my TV just fell off the wall!

Oh, alright then, well I guess I do get it then haha