Yeah I know how to clean this type of furniture, it’s just a lot of work that I’d rather not have to do. All of my furniture has minimal detail and no filigree. It looks way less gaudy and is so much easier to clean.

It’s a show of craftsmanship, it is something to look at but that is it.

It’s also a pain in the ass to dust with all those nooks and crannies. I can appreciate the craftsmanship but I won’t bring anything like that into my house.

Ooh, I like this! But I was thinking of the Wilson Pickett version :)

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You’re giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.

They showed us 4 Rooms at summer camp when it had just come out on VHS. I was 13 but pretty sheltered and that movie was kind of nuts.

Castaway

I named my Mustang Sally.

Phew, that must be a relief!

Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.

Solvable problem. You just need a turkey baster.

I have that exact tray!

Oh shit, I’m sorry to hear that! I hope you can get seen quickly at the hospital and feel better. :(

They misunderestimated him.

Come on, worms.

Yay it’s Sandy! How you feeling, OP?

🐈 = 4011

I kinda wanna be her when I grow up.

Please make a comic illustrating “gut wrenching uphill battle against entropy”

It’ll be cathartic (or selfishly, I just love your stuff).

Seriously though, I hope things improve for you 🤍

I’m the turtle but it’s okay, 🐢 will see sunnier days 🌞