I have never been on television. The only rational conclusion is that I was executed at birth by a secretive communist government.

Trump did each and every one of the things you listed save maybe two.

Which TWO did he NOT do? Specifically. Quote the two lines, please.

Which two?

Maybe biden turning orange and becoming less coherent than trump will at least force dumbfuck libs to come up with some new material

I can see that tax evasion and paying hushmoney to a sex worker is something important that you feel is a political “red line”.

Allow me, then to point out a few things which are objectively NOT political “red lines” for you:

• Directly arming, funding and cheerleading the occupation and genocide of indigenous Palestinians trapped in the world’s largest concentration camp.
• Blocking food, water and humanitarian aide to a captive population that is presently starving to death.
• Blocking all attempts by the rest of the world to force Isn’treal to stop an active genocide.
• Lying and covering up the death toll in Gaza. (aka holocaust denial)
• Directly bombing and murdering the Yemeni people who are blockading weapons shipments to a state actively committing genocide.
• Supplying illegal chemical weapons which are currently being used by Isn’treal to murder civilians in southern Lebanon.
• Directly arming, funding and supporting the planned invasion of Lebanon.
• Directly arming, funding and supporting the planned proxy war with Iran.
• Allowing zionists to threaten use of nuclear weapons on Iran and the population of Gaza. ¹
• Bombing the Iranian embassy in Syria and assassination of Iranians.
• Funding and supporting horrific torture programs carried out by IDF forces and in the Isn’treali prison system.
• Supporting the mass extermination of Palestinians incarcerated in Isn’treali prisoners.
• Allowing unregistered foreign agents of a fascist colonial state unlimited access to US politics and dictate US policy.
• Directly arming, funding and supporting a Banderite neo-nazi client regime which has been engaging in the violent oppression and ethnic cleansing of Russians in Ukraine since 2014.
• Directly arming, funding and supporting an US-backed coup governement in Ukraine to use as a proxy force against Russia.
• Directly arming, funding and supporting an unelected fascist military dictator in Ukraine.
• Repeatedly threatening to use nuclear weapons on Russia. ¹
• Positioning and aiming nuclear weapons at Russia. ¹
• Launching missiles at a civilian beach in Crimea, murdering and hospitalizing Russian civilians, including children.
• Supporting and encouraging the Kiev regime to violate the Minsk accords, forcing Ukrainians into an unwinnable proxy war.
• Blocking the Istanbul peace agreement, which Ukraine was going to accept and would have prevented the conflict before it began.
• Stealing $300 billion USD in sovereign wealth that belongs to Russia.
• Bombing the Nord Stream II natural gas pipeline (which released over 300 million pounds of methane into the atmosphere).
• Running international propaganda campaigns to support Banderite neo-nazis.
• Stealing $175 billion USD from US workers and using it to fund a proxy war.
• Violating the One China policy to provoke a war with a peaceful nation. ¹
• Engaging in economic war with Russia and China, which is mostly just hurting workers in the US and Europe at this point.
• State-backed racist anti-Chinese propaganda to trick Amerikkkans into supporting a planned war against China. ¹
• Interfering with internal elections and backing militant right-wing separatists in China in attempt to steal the island of Taiwan as another client state. **
• Invading Chinese territory and stationing US weapons and soldiers inside Chinese territory. ¹
• Deploying US weapons in Chinese territorial waters. ¹
• Engaging in HOT electronic warfare with China, inside Chinese territory. ¹
• Refusing to follow International Law.
• Running the worlds largest imperial propaganda machine.
• Violent state oppression and criminalization of protest movements which oppose US war crimes.
• State oppression of anti-imperialist and anti-zionist political speech.
• Literally starting WW3 ¹

¹: Things which could result in the nuclear extinction of all human life.

First three panels are on point

Ancient Masculinity

Cool. Lets talk about hygiene in ancient times. Before makeup, shampoo, toothpaste and modern concepts of “femininity” existed.

I’m a little embarrassed that hadn’t quite occurred to me before. I’ve sorta always looked at the functions of political reeducation and anticorruption as more-or-less the sole means of changing or redirecting reactionary tendencies.

White House Witch Hunt! Lets do it! Lets see what Jill Biden REALLY knows after a week in Guantánamo! I bet the intern that makes coffee is actually Old Man Putin in a rubber mask!

A 9000 year old political fossil from the era of black-apartheid with an obvious history of severe mental decline IS ACTUALLY VICTIM OF EBIL RUSHA SPACE LAZER. Occams Razor saves democracy once again.

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so just more liberal idpol, then. gotcha.

I’d swap the captions on the top two panels

I’m still waiting for my first check from lemmy

Best use of this meme so far

Damn, it’s almost like identity politics are an illusion

I was like, yo, where’s the CIA logo?? then I was like, oh wait, 2/3rds of them are.

The road to fascism is always paved by liberalism