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  • Moms for Liberty isn’t a real grassroots organization anyways, which might explain all the scandals from it’s hypocritical members. They’re being funded by the Heritage Foundation and others to push an anti-LGBTQ agenda. They had early success when no one was paying attention to them, but they largely got wrecked in the last elections and this year they’ll do even worse. After that the funding will dry up and they’ll be completely forgotten, but in a few years another group with a similar name will pop up being funded by the same ghouls.


  • mastefetri@infosec.pubtoMemes@lemmy.mlnot this again
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    10 months ago

    Jesus is chilling with his friends, some call them disciples, but that’s not really fair. They were the only ones who believed in him when times were rough, and he treasures that. They’re having a few beers, a few laughs, enjoying life.

    Suddenly a voice calls out though space and time “Jesus, take the wheel” and an eldritch spell summons Jesus to a metal coffin, hurtling down a river made of stone at speeds which shouldn’t even be possible. Jesus can’t even believe what is happening. What the fuck, he screams as he desperately spins the wheel in his hands and flips over into a ditch.