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pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•'Resistance is futile,' says Qualcomm CEO. AI agents will be become invisible, inescapable, follow you across devicesEnglish
123·4 days agoGreat! Let’s do that to him, and then kill him.
I thought only make-up stores have husband corner.
We’re onto something here!
They must be in trend!
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say expertsEnglish
5·5 days agoWhat a bunch of cucks.
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say expertsEnglish
6·5 days agoI still do it the old-fashioned way and call them “chicks”.
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•Britain fears Ireland is a ‘back door’ for Russian spiesEnglish
8·5 days agoComing from the most credible source with zero possibility of wanting to take over (again).
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.ml•New device could make processors run 1,000 times faster without additional waste heat — scientists say it could reduce data center energy demands
2·5 days agoWhy does it always have to do with data centers?
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•JD Vance Tells U.S. Air Force Grads They Can't Boo His Commencement Speech Because 'I'm the Vice President of the United States'English
27·6 days agotruly some small dick energy here
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•Putin threatens Armenia with "Ukrainian scenario" over its EU integration aimsEnglish
10·6 days ago“They’re also defending themselves against EU expansion”
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Giorgia Meloni’s Italy wants to rename electricityEnglish
2·8 days ago“We’re getting rid of election, and we don’t want our citizens to be reminded of the past everytime they turn on the lamp.”
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
xkcd@lemmy.world•xkcd #3251: Time Machine ConversationEnglish
8·10 days agoShit, man. Must be my time machine.
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Linux@lemmy.ml•Lini Wants to Be the Portable Workstation Developers Actually Carry
1·10 days agoYou mean like uConsole?
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
xkcd@lemmy.world•xkcd #3251: Time Machine ConversationEnglish
6·10 days agoOoga booga upside down wings
Ooga booga run fast
Ooga booga stay grounded
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The Bay Area beach with a world-famous Taco Bell has a huge poop problemEnglish
5·10 days agoI knew it! They’re all related! Taco Bell and poop!
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Hotels can refuse tourists tap water, Italy's top court rules
261·11 days agoThe bootlicker in you.
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Europe@feddit.org•Poland must be “defended from pathological spread of homosexuality”, says opposition leaderEnglish
14·11 days agoIf I can get a dollar everytime there’s a senile politician giving homophobic remark…
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Governments are ruining the internet to protect kids but there is a much better wayEnglish
1·11 days agoOf course not! They’re doing that to protect children as well.
pastermil@sh.itjust.worksto
Just Post@lemmy.world•I just paid €1,10 to use a nasty restroom
3·11 days agoLike, everywhere?


Inducing withdrawal is the whole point!