I SMS my boss when I’m off sick.

ICQ was still online!?!?!

I stopped using that shit like 25 years ago. Thought died in the late 90’s

Yeah… I’m not gonna worry about it until maybe September next year.

Pirrrrrrrr = Pir^8

Fair.

No internet means the gullible masses will remain uninformed and vulnerable to manipulation.

The GOP wants a solid foundation of uneducated poor to exploit as the base workforce and voter base.

Cheap idiots to fuel their companies.

I need a documenter!

I have a head full of stuff that hasn’t had time to be documented, and being a single point of knowledge isn’t job security, it’s a major risk.

My code gets documented. But so much infrastructure is just held in my head as senior SysAdmin. Wherever possible I just have a ride-along “up-skilling” (works like a RAID mirror for my brain).

The car was the slow part, I have an S23+.

The wrestling was figuring out getting BT audio ONLY.

And until I reset the head unit to factory previous users, contacts, radio stations and destinations were all stored there.

Not great on a rental car.

Why not both, M’lud?

Not the whole phone obviously. But syncing all my contacts, recent calls etc.

Repressed self hatred.

The whole projecting thing that people like this do.

Doesn’t even put “Switch” in the pictures

Bro couldn’t even clean his room in 3 days.

Every site in the early 2000s had a left nav menu

I’m happy with a Bluetooth connection to the stereo. I have maps on my phone.

Fuck carplay/android auto in the ear.

I hate getting a rental car and I just want my music, but it tries to hijack and download my whole phone.

I want to get in, connect my phone and go. Not 20 minutes wrestling it for control.

Digital displays are fine. It’s just a display. But controls should be manual (buttons, dials, etc) that can be operated with eyes on road.

Motherfucker!

If I was given an AI interview I would burn that place to the ground. The fucking disrespect.

It’s a fucking arrow pointing from big to small. It has a big end that goes at the big number and a small end that goes at the small number.

It couldn’t be simpler.

People still can’t remember.

I mean I get having trouble with Trig… But this ?

People make mistakes, that’s why we automate things. If a system relies on a human not making mistakes it is doomed to fail eventually.

Saving manually should be a feature, but autoaave should be on by default these days, unless 30+ years of people losing work due to not hitting “save” manually has taught us nothing.

Crashes happen. Errors happen. Pets and children happen. Any major document editor should be able to auto save and replay a very long history of actions.

Improve the system, because you can’t improve people with a code patch.

Does owning commercial property count as business? Trump Tower probably has some shell owner.

As an individual with Sensory Processing Disorder, Autism, and ADHD, that works in IT…

This policy is incredibly ableist.

Glad I don’t live there.

“Just ask for directions”… have you ever tried asking a french person for help as a tourist? A lot of restraunts won’t even serve you, even if you’re speaking French.