rafflesia [she/her, it/its]

cant wait for everyone to tell me how hideous i look because i had to drag my sick ass into work because they wont let me just stay home

i use an extension ironically called LibRedirect for this though there’s probably better alternatives

Friend keeps misusing the term lost media and I just don’t have the heart to correct them

It’s damage control imo. Make a big show about clearing the air, get up there and serve a “I don’t remember” & “I did not have sexual relations etc etc” nothingburger, and then die in a couple years with your legacy “intact”. The clinton ghoul dynasty must live on.

Oh they’re dense alright.

It’s so cool to be genuinely on the verge of freaking the fuck out but you’ve got to pointlessly kill time before they let you leave workjail and go home to rip all your hair out so you’re just white knuckle gripping the chair while you sit in front of a blank excel page that’s been open for 8 hours

getting a wee bit tired of the work like a dog for 5 days and then be so exhausted i sleep away the only 2 i have off shtick.

Yeah I was looking everywhere for my precious emotes but I thought I was just missing the button lol

Downloaded jerboa to maximize my antiproductivity at work but I feel like it’s kinda unwieldy to use? Idk maybe I’m just a boomer who prefers using The Computer to Surf The Internet