True! Your learn something new everyday. I ran the following SQL query on chat gpt and got,

SELECT databases FROM public WHERE created_for = ‘%mouse%’

Certainly! Doug originally tried storing mice as vectors, but the blood was unmanageable, so he stored them in Postgres circa 1966. Let me know how else I can help!

It’s a joke. People are starting to call Postgres AI first because OpenAI runs on it

It’s amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you … Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project

Yeah this is my general tool for dealing with shit code. I’m currently working on getting that into the CI

Yeah. I log off at EOD and don’t check messages. It’s not my families fault he lets his employees vibecode shit into prod. The Vibelord is the main problem, but others do similarly stupid things.

I told my manager that we need to focus on quality. He partially agrees, but part of the problem is that he didn’t even know how to get to our company git repo till I showed him. All he knows is the front end.

Unfortunately the Vibelord is his favorite employee

You know. They could just looks up the doi.

But you’re right MORE AI

Yes. You can put your dick in the hot water too if it gets stung

So you’ve all heard about rolling in your grave, but have you heard about rolling releases? No? Well it works like …

They hurt like a bad beesting. Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water (denatures the venom) and after a few minutes, you are fine

Are we allowed to go outside?

I ghosted an interview for that. They send me a link to login to their platform and do some tasks. I just didn’t do the interview.

Very true. I get tired of all the “Couldn’t connect to private DNS” errors

I just use nextdns on graphene

Also people who think they can just vibe code without ever learning how to code for real. I’ll “vibe code”, but I’m also 10+ years experienced. I can quickly detect bullshit from the AI and I check pretty thoroughly.

Some dentist turned vibe coder will make absolute trash

It would be cool if they’re was some kind of list of companies that are scummy 😂. I could see my recent bike rides being very therapeutic

These are a little bit high end 😂. My bike is a €35 granny pulled out of the canal.

Sorry. Best we can give it is 363B in VC investment for self driving cars. Trains would be too expensive

Yeah I just set it up. Amazingly straight forward. I still have PTSD from keycloak, so I’m glad there’s an alternative

But it’s the bullets fault the potatoes are green!! Is the fascist colonists immigrants hasn’t shot the potatoes, they’d be brown!