It’s a trap anyways she just wanted you to help her clean her pantry.

Or is that just my mother who does that.

This is essentially what we do to our pets so fair and deserved.

Captain Capital.

…may I pet him?

Person named lol:

If I had the chance to ride the subway with one of these cuties it would make my day.

This post is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan.

aminal crossing

sounds fun

Most of my news I end up getting here, tumblr, and discord shitposting channels.

I have a very warped perception of current events I think.

I AM COMPLEEEEETE

This is why I tell my local LLM to be mean to me and treat me like the idiot I am I love her

Is there even a difference when those corporations collectively own the government?

Leave my cousin out of this.

God I wish I had half the jawline of an average runway model

John McAfee had that post about how fucking whales isn’t bestiality so maybe it’s him?

Did you intend this to sound like that NIN song

Go on your favorite search engine and look up christian sonic fanart. Have some bleach on hand in case your eyes need it.

Can’t relate.

Makes sense that sonic isn’t as popular in japan since neither is christianity.