For prosecution they need less coverage in terms of ticket checks. The threat of being caught means the majority of people buy tickets in advance. But if they allow people to buy tickets on the train, then they need to have better coverage.

Just ban them, and let people buy/upgrade tickets on the train. Oh wait, that will mean train companies will have to employ ticket inspectors…

Just be wary of the dog.

zoo bosses hailing the breeding programme “a success”

…a terrifyingly horrible success.

So she asked me, ‘What was your dog’s name growing up?’ and I said, ‘Suzette Monet.’

🤔

As if online shopping substitutions aren’t already a lottery.

In all seriousness though, better something more recyclable like a beer can than those plastic pouches. There should be a law that says if packaging doesn’t need to be plastic then it shouldn’t be. Bring back metal toothpaste tubes, glass milk bottles, and those weird waxy paper bags they used to have inside cereal boxes.

I’ll get my walking stick and see myself out.

“wins”

I mean, it’s not even the same jumper…

Nothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.

Denmark is a bit different though. They’ve cracked down on all flavours except menthol and tobacco, and they’ve taxed it similar to cigarettes. The UK is only banning disposable vapes.

Stupid sexy transistors

Thanks! Yeah, I honestly don’t hold it against anyone for not understanding or appreciating ADHD. I don’t understand it myself most of the time. And before a psychiatrist told me I had it, I didn’t realize how it totally and completely ruled some parts of my life.

Some of the batteries in that bucket must be 10+ years old. The bucket has even moved house with me. Definitely a fire hazard. I go and get groceries every other day, but in 10 years I’ve never remembered to take them. And even when I do remember, I go “I’ll do it next time”!

Let my ADHD ass introduce you to my bucket of used batteries, and my giant bag of “soft plastics”, both of which require a trip to the store (5 minute walk away) to recycle.

Well, I have kids. So that 8 hour game will last me a month. Combine that with a 20 year backlog…

Lol. 90 hours games. Fuck that shit. I’ve never been on board with that nonsense. Give me a decent 8 hour game and stop destroying the lives of your employees with never ending crunch.

Something I’ve discovered as I’ve gotten older is “wrong glasses” is both a legitimate issue, a great excuse for any fuck ups.

Last time I was on The Big Island (which was a while ago) there was a tourist in front of us standing on the dried lava with shorts and flip-flops.

The operator said it was working with the government to “simplify its price structure”.

How about

1. If a ticket is called an “anytime” ticket you should be able to use it at any time.

and

2. Stop prosecuting people full stop.

Hi-de-hi, racists!

Wait until you find out that Butlins was still running the stage show in 1989.