For even more safety, just read directly from the underlying socket.

Probably Lynx

It’s finally here, the fall of the CCP!!!

Nah, but putting your balls next to microwave ovens for extended periods of time will result in you having to carry them around in a wheelbarrow.

Donald Trump stared down a staff member of PPB TV in a heated exchange Thursday after The President began to smell strongly of the chemical 3-methylindole during a meeting with President Xi of the People’s Republic of China. Shortly after the smell began, the PPB TV staff member could be heard loudly muttering under their breathe “Xi save us! Even pig poop doesn’t smell this bad!”

The staff member was later detained by ICE after ties to a radical liberal faction called “The Six Sides” were uncovered by American hero Ted Cruz in a secret Senate meeting with Sergey Lavrov.

If it wasn’t for the cannabis themed holiday, everyone would remember 4/20 as Hitler’s birthday, instead it’s St Patrick’s Day but for weed.

Everyone should be taught about Hitler in school, but there should be no place to worship him. That includes his birthday. So next time you light up a joint, remember that you are doing your part to fight fascism!

I’m convinced that the religious are in a constant state of cognitive dissonance and they behave like this as a coping mechanism. Anyone who believes in their religion this strongly needs an extreme mental health intervention.

You cannot kill that which has no life.

Yes… China is state capitalist… Meanwhile, here in the Burger Reich, corporations routinely get bailouts from Uncle Sam paid for by the taxes of the workers.

If China is State Capitalist, what do you consider the USA?

Books? Surely you mean man pages.

A retiree.

Hopefully this is the first step in reinventing Wikipedia as a worker coop rather a wannabe tech company disguised as a nonprofit.

You all don’t understand how high tech this is, this is literally quantum compression. You compress your image, and when you go to uncompress it, the algorithm randomly selects one possible variation of that image from the quantum multiverse and pulls it into your universe! Truly a marvel of engineering!

OH! I know this one! Those are 4011’s!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Nightshift when the clock jumps fowards an hour.

A bad long term strategy?!?!?! Nonsense!!! This plan maximizes quarterly profits, how can it be bad for long term growth??? </s>

That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.

Billionaires are literally defective humans. They all belong in mental asylums.

After that incident with the tent post, I assure you Trump can handle BBC.