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  • simplecyphers@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlbit trite, innit guvnah?
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    11 months ago

    No no no. We FIXED them. Imagine being br*tish. Putting random “u”s in words. ColOur hOnoUr mOuLd. Imagine having a whole letter that only the 1%ers can even pronounce (its “t” pronounced like “s” but with a burst of air instead of a stream of air, and more pressure from the tongue onto the hard palate). We turned linguistic drift into linguistic power-slide.

    Any time i hear a br*tish “person” talking, regardless of location or occasion, i rev my Ford f-450 supermax lifted truck (from which i removed the muffler) as hard as i can. This produces three strictly beneficial effects:

    1 i can no longer hear the br*t “talking” 2 all of the smoke blocks sight of who is talking 3 the beautiful aroma that comes from the powerful black smoke reminds me of the most important things in life freedom, privatized healthcare, and tea in the ocean.


  • Oh yeah? Well i got my GED while in the womb. They had to surgically insert testing materials. I didn’t really need to study because i was “gifted” (an insufficient term for how mind-bogglingly great my intelligence truly is) By the time I could physically build up the strength to walk (~2 months old) i had already gotten 3 PhDs in theoretical physics, psychology, and organic chemistry. But nooo, i am just “average”. Yeah right, i am multiple orders of magnitude above even the most intelligent “average” person.

    My first birthday is in 44 days and i have already consumed and understood all information on this planet and am looking to the stars for further stimulus. The only illusion here is your assumption that you can understand a fraction of my intelligence.




  • Cool. I don’t know if that aligns the the current theory and frankly, don’t care enough to research it.

    But that doesn’t disprove my statement. Unless all matter juices itself into energy, heat will exist. heat is a property of matter unless said matter is at -273 C (which seems impossible that that is the temperature for the universe to settle on)

    But… I’m not a theoretical physicist and you probably aren’t one either. So we are both out of our depth.