I honestly think two pair is one of the best strategies in this game. The first several times I won was using two pair and it took me forever to find anything as good

I don’t have a lot of trouble with it. My strategy is usually full house or two pair without any focus on card in hand stuff like steel cards. I also lean pretty hard on face card strategy most of the time. All of that seems pretty immune to the hook

Coffee sometimes diminishes in how well it works for me, and I end up drinking so much that I have panic attacks.

If it’s not neuroreceptor damage from the SSRIs, it might just be time for a tolerance break.

Bromine. It’s what they treat the water with on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, and the smell puts my mind on vacation

I used to say this. And I believed it. It’s a lie people tell themselves because they’re voting for terrible things and don’t want to take credit for half of it.

“I kill the poor but I’m sad about it” gtfo

This probably doesn’t help immediately, but I’ve been working on a platform that does federated search (among other things) for the last year. It’s in private friends-and-family testing and won’t be available for general use for at least a couple more months.

I haven’t even decided on a name yet, but I promise to make a lot of noise about it once it’s in public beta